TIME FOR CHRIS TO ACT:

EAT THE BURGER CHRIS

A challenge for McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski

THE CHALLENGE

I, a retired clown, challenge McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski to eat a whole Big Mac on camera — or resign. He has 5 days.

THE CHALLENGER

Hi. I'm a retired clown.

I spent decades making people smile. I gave everything to that company. Then they retired me.

I still believe in McDonald's. I still believe in the burger.

But I watched Chris Kempczinski taste the Big Arch on camera in March 2026. I watched him call it "a product". I watched him take one small bite and promise to finish it "off-screen".

I am not angry. I am disappointed.

So I am challenging him to prove me wrong.

THE RULES

Chris Kempczinski must eat a whole Big Mac on camera and post the video publicly within 5 days.

It must be a Big Mac.
It must be eaten in full.
It must be filmed in a single continuous take and posted publicly without cuts or edits.
The video must be posted within 5 days of challenge start day.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

If Chris completes the challenge — Chris will be exonerated. Forever. Also, clowns from around the world will visit McDonald's restaurants for a ceremonial Clown Lunch Day.

If Chris does not complete the challenge - he resigns.

A MESSAGE FROM A RETIRED CLOWN

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