Eat The Burger Chris

THE CHALLENGE

I, a Retired Clown, challenge McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski to eat a whole Big Mac on camera — or resign. He has 5 days.

THE RULES

Chris Kempczinski must eat a whole Big Mac on camera and post the video publicly within 5 days.

It must be a Big Mac.

It must be eaten in full.

It must be filmed in a single continuous take and posted publicly without cuts or edits.

The video must be posted within 5 days of challenge start day.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

If Chris completes the challenge — Chris will be exonerated. Forever. Also, clowns from around the world will visit McDonald's restaurants for a ceremonial Clown Lunch Day.

If Chris does not complete the challenge - he resigns.

THE CHALLENGER

Hi. I'm a retired clown.

I spent decades making people smile. I gave everything to that company. Then they retired me.

I still believe in the burger.

I watched Chris take one small bit and call it "a product".

I am not angry. I am disappointed.

So I am giving him one last chance to prove me wrong.

EAT THE BURGER CHRIS

THE CHALLENGE

THE RULES

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

MESSAGE FROM A RETIRED CLOWN

THE CHALLENGER